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80 One Liners About Life

As the sayings go, we only get one shot at this adventure we call life and we’ve compiled these 80 funny one-liners about life to bring you a giggle. When life feels serious, it is important to lighten the tone, get out of your head and have a laugh. So we’ve included a mix of what we think are the best one-line quotes about life; uplifting, witty, and smart.

It is normal and easy to fall into the trap of autopilot and feels overwhelmed by life’s stresses, so why not take a break, have a read, and then share your favorite witty one-liners on life with loved ones to brighten their day. Life truly is what we make it, so if we have a choice, why not make it fun. We appreciate any shares on Pinterest if you love our work! Enjoy!

1. “The meaning of life is to give life meaning.” – Ken Hudgins

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2. “Don’t take life so seriously, you will not get out alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

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3. “I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently, I have new ideas.” – Unknown

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4. “Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research.” – Carl Gustav Jung

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5. “Life without coffee is like something without something…sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet.” – Unknown

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6. “People without self-awareness go through life simply reacting out of habit.” – John C. Allen

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7. “Honestly, I don’t play an active role in my life anymore…things just happen and I’m like ‘oh is this what we’re doing now?’ OK” – Unknown

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8. “Can all your worries add a single moment to your life?” – Jesus, Matthew 6:27

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9. “Life is a question and how we live it is our answer.” – Gary Keller

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10. “A clean house is a sign of a misspent life” – Unknown

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11. “Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me…I’ll laugh at you.” – Unknown

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12. “Your life is your message.” – Gandhi

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13. “The adventure of life is to learn. The purpose of life is to grow. The nature of life is to change.” – William Arthur Ward

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14. “When you love people and have a desire to make a profound, positive impact upon the world, then you will have accomplished the meaning of life” – Sasha Azevedo

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15. “Wanting to be someone else, is a waste of who you are.” – Kurt Cobain

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16. “Seven days without laughter makes one weak.” – Mort Walker

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17. “Life is not a fairy tale, if you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.” – Unknown

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18. “No one is you and that is your super power.” – Unknown

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19. “The way I see it, id you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.” – Dolly Parton

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20. “By the time you learn the rule of life, you’re too old to play the game.” – Unknown

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21. “The desire to live a purposeful life, I truly believe, resides in all humans.” – Paulo Braga

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22. “Love the life you live. Live the life you love.” – Bob Marley

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23. “Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.” – Soren Kierkegaard

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24. “Everything that we do today determines how we’re going to live life tomorrow.” – Martin Dasko

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25. “Time decides who you meet in life, your heart decides who you want in your life, and your behaviour decides who stays in your life.” – Unknown

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26. “We can do anything we want to if we stick to it long enough.” – Helen Keller

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27. “He who is brave is free.” – Seneca

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28. “We never really grow up we only learn how to act in public.” – Unknown

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29. “Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.” Charles M. Schultz

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30. “Life is an adventure and getting wherever you are going is half the fun.” – Unknown

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31. “Mornings contain the secret to an extraordinarily successful life.” – Hal Elrod

32. “Go forth on your path, as it exists only through your walking.” – Augustine of Hippo

33. “Life is a long lesson in humility.” – J.M. Barrie

34. “Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.” – Unknown

35. “Look for opportunities in every change in your life.” – Meir Liraz,

36. “Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.” – Winston Churchill

37. “The fastest road to meaning and success: choose one thing and go all-in.” – Maxime Lagac

38. “The secret to life is to love who you are – warts and all.” – David DeNotaris

39. “Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it.” – Unknown

40. “Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.” – R. Brault

41. “Now that I made it weird, I’m going to make my exit” – Unknown

42. “Life is accepting what is and working from that.” – Gloria Naylor

43. “Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.” – Unknown

44. “Persist while others are quitting.” – William Arthur Ward

45. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”

46. “The more you love the least deserving on your list, the more your life will change.” – Mike Dooley

47. “Happiness depends upon ourselves.” – Aristotle

48. “We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.” – Unknown

49. “Turn your wounds into wisdom.” – Oprah

50. “….the best teachers educate young people for life, not school.” – Ira Socol

51. “Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity” – Unknown

52. “Little decisions you make alter your life, but they rarely do so all at once.” – Janet Springer

53. “He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame” – Unknown

54 “Change the game, don’t let the game change you.” – Macklemore “There is no life as complete as the life that is lived by choice.” – Shad Helmstetter

55. “I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.” – Emo Philips

56. “A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.” ― Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

57. “Model – that is, live – the behavior you want others to practice.” – Mario Morino

58. “Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.” – Morris Kline

59. “If I’m gonna tell a real story, I’m gonna start with my name.” – Kendrick Lamar

60. “A bad habit has a unique detrimental effect on your life.” – Richard D. Rawlings

61. “The best things in life are free but you still have to pay shipping” – Unknown

62. “Tough times never last but tough people do.” – Robert H. Schiuller

63. “May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.” – Nelson Mandela

64. “Everything you can imagine is real.” – Pablo Picasso

65. “God must love stupid people because he made so many of them.”

66. “Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.” – Robert H. Schiuller

67. “My job is secure. No one else wants it.” – Unknown

68. “Impossible is for the unwilling.” – John Keats

69. “The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.” – Unknown

70. “Take my advice — I’m not using it.” – Unknown

71. “Water is the most essential element in life because without it you can’t make coffee.” ―Karen Salmansohn

72. “Change the world by being yourself.” – Amy Poehler

73. “Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.” – James Dean

74. “A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.” – Atticus

75. “Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone!” – Unknown

76. “One day the people that don’t even believe in you will tell everyone how they met you.” – Johnny Depp

77. “Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.” – Rumi

78. “If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms” – Unknown

79. “Every moment is a fresh beginning.” – T.S Eliot

80. “Reality is wrong, dreams are for real.” – Tupac